As you can may have heard, applications are now being accepted for new crazy ladies (as I had to let go the current members for gross insubordation.)
Why, you ask?
Because one of them had the nerve to zip to Florida (from NYC) for the weeeeeekend -- even though she was already going to be coming down next weekend. And no... she didn't just extend her trip and sneak down early -- she's actually returning to NYC tomorrow night and then coming baaaaack for the following weekend.
And she said nary a word to me.
Harrrumph!
The other two CLQ members are frolicking with Sharon in Florida is if they haven't a care in the world -- or a thought to give to me (ME, ME, ME!!), who's stuck in Philadelphia with a kid, two dogs, and a dear husband freaking out in Alabama over an install that's having problems and delaying his return.
So, I am thereby disbanding the current Crazy Lady Quartet and accepting new applications through Wednesday.
There are a few requirements for future membership:
* You must have a sense of humor
* You must not have whiter teeth than me
* You must be willing to fork over FAB money when the mood strikes
* You must have a bladder the size of a pea or be willing to wait without mocking me.
Phoooey to the old CLQ... Long live the new CLQ!
Pppppttttthhhhhhtt!
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I want to apply! How strict is your definition of Lady? I know that I qualify on the crazy part.
ReplyDeleteI'd like to apply as well. I promise to laugh at all of your jokes while not making fun of your potty calls.
ReplyDeleteI believe I qualify on all counts, Bladder Buddy!
ReplyDeleteBut let's make it the CPQ--the Crazy Person Quartet--it's non-sexist.
I think CPQ sounds great, guys -- I ain't got nuttin' against guys in my club!
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Problem is, I'm not the boss of this club and I think the three of them could out-vote me... and "oust" me before I could do anything about it.
If they oust you, they will be the ones missing out. You will have no problem forming your own CPQ. Which by the way, I do meet all the requirements, but I am from NY, so hopefully that won't be held against me. hehe
ReplyDeletecan i apply? i want to travel with one of the coolest funniest people on the pp boards!
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